Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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