; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
