She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
