i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
