we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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