Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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