its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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