I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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