id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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