Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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