Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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