Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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