Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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