This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Is it because I queefed?
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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