i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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