i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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