Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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