She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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