He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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