There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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