you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
where does the pee come out of this thing
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
The power of my boobs compel you
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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