Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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