Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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