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pwbgyin

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what?

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penguin condom

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.

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(770): View more from Georgia

We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.

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(740): View more from Ohio

This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!

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(973): View more from New Jersey

An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick

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