I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
i've created a new STD.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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