Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.