well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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