Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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