Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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