I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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