Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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