Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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