I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He passed out mid-signature
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
We talked him into tasing himself.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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