No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Randomize