I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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