he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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