You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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