Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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