She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Never underestimate the power of titties
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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