YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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