when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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