I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
one might say we're banned from that church
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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