Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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