My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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