break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I smell stomach acid.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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