I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Your tits are I can't wait for
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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