Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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