I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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