This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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