Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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