this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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