Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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