He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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