my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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