your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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