Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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