She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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